originally written: 07/18/2023
this particular crime involved guns and al being very normal, of course
lucas and allen are sitting in a restruant booth
allen: soo...what's the craziest thing you've done?
lucas: other than attempt suicide multiple times, crack. it sucked. how 'bout you, tough guy?
allen: oh, fuck. we're being fully transparent on this??
lucas: yup. confess~
allen: ...promise me you wont tell anyone else because i could get arressted over this shit.
lucas: ohh?? :3